踩到狗屎的時候就說 「Shit Happens」吧！
已經忘了第一次聽到「Shit happens」是什麼時候了，當時只覺得這個用法非常有趣，尤其走在路上不小心踩到狗屎的時候來句「Shit happens！」還真是格外貼切跟傳神啊！根據Wikipedia上面的解釋，「shit happens」的緣由不祥，1983年才開始在書籍上看到這句話的記載；1988年有個倒楣的傢伙把印有這句話的貼紙貼在車子保險桿吃上官司，罪名是違反善良風俗（之類的）。不過讓這句話發陽光大的應該是「阿甘正傳」裡面的Tom Hanks在不小心踩到狗屎的時候脫口而出讓大家印象深刻吧！
不過有趣的是，同時還google到隨著「Shit happens」這句話衍生而出的一些玩意。例如有個網站就列出了世界各大宗教以及學說針對「Shit happens」發展出來的各式各樣理論跟說法，看了真的是狂笑不已。雖然說許多宗教教派跟學術理論對我們有點陌生，看不出笑點的梗在哪，不過有些還是非常淺顯易懂，看了就是讓人噗嗤一笑。
TAOISM: Shit happens.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, “Shit happens”. （加上「子曰」就夠了！）
ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening?)
JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?
ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah.
COMMUNISM. Equal shit happens to all people. （果然是共產主義的精髓啊！）
CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad.
PSYCHOANALYSIS: Shit happens because of your toilet training.
SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you’re on our shit list.
ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens.
UNITARIANISM: Maybe shit happens. Let’s have coffee and donuts.
RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this shit happen to someone else.
JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US? （這句真的太富有玄機了，原本只是us，卻被惡搞成US，很好笑！）
REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate?
MYSTICISM: What weird shit!
AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit?
ATHEISM: I don’t believe this shit!
NIHILISM: Who needs this shit?
AZTEC: Cut out this shit!
QUAKER: Let’s not fight over this shit.
FORTEANISM: No shit??
12-STEP: I am powerless to cut the shit.
VOODOO: Hey, that shit looks just like you!
NEWAGE: Visualize shit not happening.
FEMINISM: Men are shit! (Well, 好熟悉喔！）
CHAUVINISM: We may be shit, but you can’t live without us……(真是欠揍！）
DEISM: Shit just happens.
EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn’t happen; shit is.
SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit is in your mind.
BUDDHISM: Shit happens, but pay no mind. （這就是就地放下嗎？）
SHINTOISM: Shit is everywhere.
HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.
WICCA: Mix this shit together and make it happen!
HASIDISM: Shit never happens the same way twice.
THEOSOPHY: You don’t know half of the shit that happens.
DIANETICS: Your mother gave you shit before your were born.
SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST: No shit on Saturdays.
JEHOVAH’s WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armageddon.
MOONIES: Only happy shit really happens.
HOPI: Corn fertilizer happens.
BAHA’I: It’s all the same shit.
STOICISM: This shit is good for me.
OBJECTIVISM: Our shit is good for you.
EST: If my shit bothers you, that’s your fault.
REAGANISM: Don’t move; the shit will trickle down.
FASCISM: Shit makes the trains run on time.
CARGO CULT: A barge will come and take all the shit away.
EMACS: Hold down Control-Meta-Shit.
DISCORDIANISM: Some funny shit happened to me today.
RASTAFARIANISM: Let’s smoke this shit.
CHARISMATIC: This is not shit and it doesn’t smell bad.
MASONIC: Shit happens, but we can’t discuss it during Lodge.
RED CROSS: Shit happens – send money. (真現實）
好啦，祝大家都平安，春天來臨，一切行好運，走路不要踩到狗屎喔！